May 2013
smokeporch:
thatsqualitystuff:
soufflés are just cakes with anxiety
Drama-Free
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himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
inu-kiky:
expectapatronus:
waiting-for-the-tardis:
WordArt makes the best reaction images
chihayahearts:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
Anonymous asked: Penis back flip
dingoinnuendo:
wwebkinz:
dingoinnuendo:
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
gorgeousdarren:
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
2 tags
lolistriders:
*walks onto a crime scene*
swiggity swag who’s in the bag
ghostysock:
getting a tumblr was the worst decision of my academic life
comupter:
3rd degree laptop burns
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it’s funny how i was the fastest sperm and now i barely move at all
3 tags
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Katniss: I can't afford to think like that.
Peeta: Katniss you can't afford anything.
Watchidiotshitbaby:
gettin—it:
Josh Peck’s vine is the best thing to happen to society in years.
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